Kids on the Hash; We have different opinions about this:

1)  Kids shouldn’t be at a hash!
2)  I want to bring my kid to Euro Hash 2011!
3)  I want to bring my grandchild to Euro Hash 2011!
4)  Something else
5)  None of the above

You are right, the hash is often rude, gross and sexually and the grown up Hashers (a Contradiction in Terms?) don’t feel comfortable ‘cause they feel they have to behave in front of the kids. But it can happen to all of us! Hashers meet, mate and sometimes they become parents!

The first years are not a big problem: breastfeed them in the circle and carry them on your back while running and they can sleep anywhere!

But kids grow older and you‘ll have to make decisions:

A)  Bring them to the Hash.   
B)  Find a babysitter or   
C)  Stop hashing!
D)  Something else
E)  None of the above
A+B)  Bring them to the Hash AND have a babysitter plus  more.

Ad C) you really consider that? Read below and learn!!

So ....Finding a babysitter = best solution! But what if no one wants to look after your Horrors or worse: You can’t live a day without them! Stop hashing and no longer be part of a great society?

NudeNuts is very much aware of this problem (he had to stop Hashing for a while, missed the InterHashes in Goa and Tasmania etc.). And even now he sometimes has problems to bring SixPack to away Hashes. He can’t do the BallBreaker, has to leave the party early. (Doing The Underwear Trick is not a problem: NudeNuts and Sixpack do that synchronized!).

Now coincidence is a big thing in NudeNuts’ live:

Hashers from San Diego ( Tuna Melt and Opee) moved to The Netherlands and founded a Kids Hash: The Dutch Treat Hash.

NudeNuts’ daughter (Little Mermaid) got her degree from University and became…..a Nanny!

So we have the perfect solution! Bring your kids and if you want, The College Educated Nanny will look after them and they can do their own trails! And you and your mate can Hash like in the old days: running, mooning, stripping, be wild again!

To make it even easier:

  • Kids from 0 to 4 years of age can attend without payment. (Sleeping in an extra bed in your room).

  • Kids from 5 to 12 years of age will cost you 50,00 Euro a head. Everything included!

  • 13 and older? Pay the full price; we have to draw the line somewhere!

So register your kid, tick off the:” I am 12 or younger” box and it is done!